Hi! Mum & Dad? See this? This is what I spent all those years in after school classes, extra life drawing lessons, years of careful patient encouragement, expensive trips to galleries, Christmas and birthday presents, hundreds of pounds in art materials and got into huge debt at university for.
Ladies and gents... Hitler in drag.
I'll get my coat. Where will I be? By the Hammersmith flyover, drinking turps, shouting at rats and wondering where it all went wrong...